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that’s = that is
website’s = website is
here’s = here is
I’ve = I have
lookin’ = looking
let’s = let us
How long’s it been = How long has it been
Come on you little bitches, let’s go.
That’s right, oh, snap…
Oh, not now.
Oh you so suck…
Oh come on, oh…
Web dude this is Chip at sales, whats up man?
Nothing, I’m working. Whats umm, whats going on?
Hey, you uh, you here in building 3?
Yeah, I’m in building three.
Well why do I have to call an outside number to get to your desk?
Look, I don’t want to get into an IP telephony conversation with you right now…
You pee telephony? Ha, I pee urine.[unintelligible conversation with Nancy in the background — then laughter]
That’s a… That’s a good one.
All right, so look dude, we’ve got problems. The websites down.
I’m sorry, what?
The website is down. Blackhole, I can’t get to the thing.
Well it looks like it’s up to me.
Well… I rebooted my PC and it’s still that way.
How many times did you reboot?
Three man, you always tell me to do three.
Well, umm, all right. It’s up, I mean I can check to see if Apache is running.
Apache is running… oops…
I don’t know what this Apache is but uh…
Either way, I’m still not able to get what I need.
Oh, I can telnet into the port, you can get HTML, like it’s running.
OK well, I’m, I’m still not able to get what I’m looking for.
Uh, Nancy said that you, you guys rebooted it last time.
I don’t know, I mean..
Do you want me to reboot the web server even though it’s running?
I’m just saying thats what Nancy said you guys did last time. OK?
Well, I, I can reboot it now.
It doesn’t make any sense to reboot something that’s running.
Ok, well, I’m just I’m saying what Nancy said, that you guys,
you know, you guys rebooted it last time.
You know I’m not, you know, I’m not saying anything about you guys.
— I mean I don’t know.
— Sure, why not, lets reboot it… I mean…
— I don’t know this IT stuff.
— I mean it’s just fun to reboot a web server.
I mean that’ll take fifteen minutes, so, you know, I can get back to… what I was doing.
Uh, wait, wait, something just happened.
Uh, I, I can’t get to the home page.
What do you mean you can’t get to the home page? I just took it down.
I, I just, I just tried to get to the home page and I can’t get to it.
You could get to the home page before?
Yeah, I was getting to the home page and now I can’t get to the home page.
You told me that the website was down.
Ah, Fuck. So the website wasn’t down.
Uh, well, well maybe thats not what I meant, OK, uh?
The website’s down now.
wuh, wuh, whatever it’s called, the world wide web, the..
It’s slow, everything is so slow.
You don’t know the difference between the Internet and our website?
Nancy is your, is your, is your web working?
I told you, I’m working.
I know, I know, I know. He rebooted the website.
— He rebooted it.- What?!
Uh, yeah this is Treavor.
I work for the city of Arvada, population ten thousand,
and I was looking at our website
www dot arvada dot org backslash arvada harvest festival
— And I…- Yeah…
I… I get this error message, page cannot be displayed.
Well, it’s because the website’s down.
Oh my God.
Look, the sales guys upstairs took down the website
…so we’re waiting for it to come back up.
— Who? And then I tried…- Uh, this is Treavor.
I tried arvada harvest festival backslash pumpkin patch and that wasnt on there,
and I tried harvest festival backslash bean bag race and nothing’s coming up
and I LITERALLY have the mayor breathing down my neck right now
so we need to get this back up uh, as soon as possible.
Uh look, it should be back up by now, honestly.
It’s called online, we gotta get this page online.
Uh, uh all right [charro], well, let me, you know, can I call you when it’s back up?
You know what, call me back at this number.
Literally have the mayor breathing down my neck, arvada pumpkin patch dot org.
— Check.- Huh?
All right, I’ll see you later.
It’s down because he rebooted it.
— What an idiot.- I don’t know why he rebooted it.
Why do you… Um, so what, say that again?
Listen, uh, what was your name again, Chip?
— I didn’t…- Can you hold on for a second?
Did you take down the website?
Well Nancy said you did.
Oh, I mean yeah.
Why the hell did you do that?
Well the sales guys…
Well, didn’t you get my email about not taking down the web server?
Um, nn, no.
Well, I sent it to you.
Cause I don’t see it.
This is weird, I don’t see it here. OK, well maybe I didn’t send it to you.
Uh, yeah, cause seriously, you know, I didn’t get it.
Well, the email said don’t take it down
because it won’t come back up without being powered off.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Uh, I’m sorry. Fuck me, look…
— Yeah.- Look…
Ok, the website’s not coming up now because you made me take it down in the wrong way.
I’m gonna have to get Lazlo to power it off. Can you hold on a minute?
Fuckin’ Lazlo, come on.
Hello Derrick you fucking idiot. What rack is the system in?
I’m sorry, what?
What rack is the system in?
It’s in rack 5.
Yeah he told me that you took down the system.
Yes, it was an accident.
What did he tell me?
Just reboot it.
You need the system rebooted?
Which one is it?
It’s gray, it’s on the, it’s like third down.
The one, the, the, theyre all gray.
I know, it’s third down, you can see the gray on the bottom.
You need which, it’s from the top or the bottom?
From the top.
You tell me.
— It’s, Jesus…- You tell me.
— It’s gray…- I, I can’t hear anything.
I know, shut up! It’s gray on the bottom.
— From the bottom?- It’s gray on the bottom.
— It’s on the bottom of the rack.- On the top?
— Yes!- Oh.
You just powered off the Exchange server.
I’ll do the top one now.
Oh my fucking God…
OK, yeah I did both of them, so you should be good.
— Oh!- Uh, later.
Thanks a lot!
Uh, I don’t know, I guess he didn’t take it down right.
— Chip.- It’s major…
Well you managed to take the email system down as well.
Really? The email server?
Well it doesn’t have anything to do with the web serv…
…he just shut off all our email.
That’s what he tried to do last time.
Lazlo at the data center rebooted it
when he was trying to fix the web server
that you asked me to take down, so…
How many times?
How many times, what?
How many times did he reboot it?
Well I think you need to try a few more times.
Web dude, We’re having a quarterly sales call in 2 minutes.
I need to get on the web site, or the Internet, or whatever.
That’s why I called you in the first place. …
What’s your asset tag, Chip?
Uh, the asset tag is 287JPC and the number 2.
Is that P as in Paul?
Thats P as in Paul.
Where do you get this, duh wuuw.
Is this your desktop?
Is the mouse moving? Hello! My mouse just moved!
Do that again. Oh my God youre moving my mouse!
It’s Remote Desktop. What is your password?
Ah, it just the letter a.
Just the letter a. All right?
Like apple. Are you looking at my desktop right now?
Dude, how many programs do you have running?
You, you’re totally overloading your box. Thats probably part of the reason.
Well, I use all these programs. But you know I got a lot of work to do during the day.
OK, can I close this?
Woah! Woah! Hey! No-no-no!
— You want to save it?
— No, no, I need to save this!
— Chip?- This is all my work!
Look, you don’t need this stuff open.
I’m… that’s some research that I’m doing. OK?
You don’t, I mean all this needs taking…
You can’t close all my windows! OK?
— Web dude, web dude…- Chip?
— You gotta slow down.- AOL?
Don’t use AOL! It’s dial up networking.
Well how am I going get to the Internet without AOL?
It, it, it’s broadband.
But I got like 4000 hours for free.
It’s… We have a corporate OC3, it costs like a thousand dollars a month
so don’t use AOL. Woah…
Can you carry over my hours?
What, what is this? «FUK U!»
It’s my desktop.
Wuh, they’re icons, they spell FUK U! and there’s a picture of a penis.
Uh, Patricia did that when I uh, took over her computer. She wasn’t very happy.
Holy crap. How long’s it been like that?
8 or 9 years
Oh my God.
You know, I just got so used to it I didn’t want to change it.
Thats fuckin’ awesome, hold on. Fuckin’ hell.
All right, I’m taking a picture of this, hold on just a sec.
I’m going to put this on Boing Boing.
Seriously though, I’ve got a like a meeting in 5 minutes
…so whatever we got to do to get, to get my PC back up.
Uh, This is going right onto Boing Boing.
Uh, Whats Boing Boing?
Here’s the thing, this is a problem.
You can’t have people lookin’ at this, Ok. Arrange your icons by name…
Woah! Whatd you do now? I can’t find anything!
What do you mean? It’s alphabetical.
Oh man, I, I had everything exactly where I know where it was.
I knew that, th, that our website, our website was at the very tip of the penis.
And now I don’t know where anything is.
How am I, no it’s not that one, it’s not that one any more.
My Salesforce.com was on the right testicle.
I’m not going to be able to find anything.
I got, got a meeting in 2 minutes and I need…
I need the icons back the way they were.
Well I can’t go back.
There’s no way to go back. You can’t arrange them by penis.
Oh my God. I’ll tell ya, every time I call you tech support people,
every fucking time, you guys,
you guys do something entirely different, you know?
You don’t fix the problem that I call about.
You know, all I wanted was to get the website back.
That’s all, That’s all I needed.
Didn’t you say, you said took a picture of it. Restore it.
Yeah I guess, I mean I could just make that the background for your desktop.
I don’t care what you have to do, whatever you gotta do to get this thing back.
I’ll say it probably won’t, won’t solve the problem completely but..
Well, with the icons in the same spot, I’ll be able to get to them.
All right, so this is worse.
I mean it’s just a picture of a desktop.
OK, it’s perfect, it’s perfect.
Hey, I gotta get into my meeting, so, you know I, I, this is great.
You, you good with it? cause…
No, no, this, this is fine, I can find everything.
I can find everything, it’s fine.
All right so, I gotta go to the meeting. Uh…
You know thanks a lot web dude, I’m outta here.
— OK, bye.- Bye bye.
Jesus, what a fuckin’ day.
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